Genie

The Genie is a spirit that can be trapped in a bottle, granting three wishes to whomever frees them by rubbing the bottle.

The Genie of the Frontier
A friendly spirit, he seems to get trapped in a bottle a lot, so he ends up granting many wishes to people.

One problem though: He has horrible hearing.

Bad hearing
Here are known examples of wishes gone wrong:
 * Wished for the sharpest diamond axe, recieved sharpest diamond slacks
 * Wished that the Genie's hearing was fixed, got wished the Genie's earing was fixed
 * Wished for a magical spell, was teleported to Hell
 * Wished for a iron sword, recieved an iron board